50 Shades Of Lingerie

I’m going to a screening of 50 Shades Of Grey tonight. I read that there are no fabulous underpinnings in the movie, but even so I’m thinking Valentines Day this year will be all about 50 Shades of Lingerie.

Valentine’s Day lingerie from Agent Provocateur

So without the movie to provide glorious lingerie I went googling to find some interesting undies to write about, and I found this article on Vogue.com  
It’s well worth a read, with some 50 Shades worthy naughty pieces paired with some hilarious quotes.


“If you’re planning a threesome for V-Day, you might as well go all-out and wear a pink lace jumpsuit with matching stilettos. It’s important to always be the best dressed person at the orgy.”

The Breathless Guide To Valentine’s Day Lingerie, One Night 11 Looks by Karley Siortino (click here to read the full story)

Matching bra and panties by Dolce and Gabbana

“If her panties match her bra when you take her clothes off, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex…..”

Valentine’s Day Lingerie Ideas – Naomi Campbell For Agent Provocateur

Nothing says “hello lover” quite like naughty lingerie!


Let my favorite undies purveyor, Agent Provocateur inspire your Valentine’s Day underpinnings game with their Spring 2015 campaign featuring the wildest model of them all, Naomi Campbell. No one shoots sexy quite like photographer Ellen Von Unwerth

 Wanted Badly






Behind Closed Doors ~ Agent Provocateur Spring 2014

Valentines Day is right around the corner,

leaving a girl in a dilemma over what to wear.

Purveyor of delectable undies, Agent Provocateur,

has it all dialed in with their Spring 2014 collection.


Shot by Miles Aldridge, the campaign focuses

on the irony of the concept of the perfect 1950’s woman.

She’s the ultimate housewife, creator in the kitchen,

keeps her home immaculate,

and is an absolute hellcat in the bedroom.

 What a girl!

Behind Closed Doors