50 Shades Of Lingerie

I’m going to a screening of 50 Shades Of Grey tonight. I read that there are no fabulous underpinnings in the movie, but even so I’m thinking Valentines Day this year will be all about 50 Shades of Lingerie.

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Valentine’s Day lingerie from Agent Provocateur

So without the movie to provide glorious lingerie I went googling to find some interesting undies to write about, and I found this article on Vogue.com  
It’s well worth a read, with some 50 Shades worthy naughty pieces paired with some hilarious quotes.

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Threesome
“If you’re planning a threesome for V-Day, you might as well go all-out and wear a pink lace jumpsuit with matching stilettos. It’s important to always be the best dressed person at the orgy.”

The Breathless Guide To Valentine’s Day Lingerie, One Night 11 Looks by Karley Siortino (click here to read the full story)

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Matching bra and panties by Dolce and Gabbana

“If her panties match her bra when you take her clothes off, it wasn’t you who decided to have sex…..”